"Russia - Clinton - private and confidential."
It has been a hell of a year.
There has been much weeping and gnashing of teeth. There have been blood and violence. there has been war and rumor of war. The very backbone of our nation's commitment to principles of Truth and Justice and Liberty is threatening to crack. Jefferson Dammit!
But, there has been humor too. In the hellscape-prelude to the apocalypse that 2017 has been (remember when we were wishing 2016 couldn't get worse?), there have been some funny moments. Remember when Donald J. Trump stared at the sun during a partial eclipse? And the sly wit of James Comey: "I try to avoid "isms" of all kinds". There was the true knee slappers, like when Sean Spicer tweeted out his twitter password, or when Ted Cruz "liked" incest porn? And Watching Mitch McConnell's face drop when he sees John McCain vote against the healthcare bill often has me in stitches. But there was one moment, one perfectly hilarious moment, in 2017, and none of us were there to witness it. But it happened. Sure as somewhere Ted Cruz is jerking off to Lesbian step-moms, somewhere someone discovered Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails, and it worth remembering that moment as the greatest "oh Shit" moment in recent history.
Sometime, probably in March, somewhere in Washington, DC, a young, let's say 27 year old 3rd year associate, on his fifth 60-plus hour week in a row, is tasked with going through the piles of emails and documents and attachments. It is endless, and he's is looking for a needle in a haystack, when he's not even sure you'll find any needles. But remember, it's also the private record of every very shady thing Little Donny's done. And I'm sure there must have been all kinds of awful, but he's only looking for things that could be particular kind of awful. And he understands that he's going through documents that could potentially collapse the government, and nothing can slip past him, not the tiniest hint of a possible problem or conflict.
And then he reads, "Russia - Clinton - private and confidential."
I can hear worlds crashing as he reads this subject line. among Donald Trump Jr.'s. email messages from the past 3 years, lies not just the worst possible piece of evidence ever, and also ITS AN EMAIL. The irony is trying to murder us.
Somewhere in Washington D.C. a young lawyer was almost killed by irony. But then, he must have not died, because very soon, the higher up would have been alerted, so that everyone could be in an equal state of panic over the discovery of this world-ending piece of information. Imagine:
"So, I discovered this email. and.... I would appreciate a second pair of eyes on it. It's short, but it seems to indicate the following:
The Russian Government is actively supporting the current president secretly.
The President's family and campaign are involved
They were all meeting with spies.
Am I reading this correctly? Thanks, 3rd year Associate."
This could start a World War! This could end the Presidency! This could incite a rebellion! This means that our government has been infiltrated! This is the one piece of information that everyone on the planet is actively looking for or covering up, and no one can know what to do with it until we come up with a plan.
And then Donny just tweets it.
All of it. Can you imagine the reaction of the lawyer who found the email in the first place, switching on TV and seeing the headline on CNN? He must have lost his mind. a complete mental breakdown, giggling and laughing and hyperventilating. There could never be another moment like that.
I nominate it for greatest moment of the year, and a moment that should never be forgotten.
#NeverForget that this is not normal.
For those of you looking for an update, watch out! There will be much writing to come.
There has been much weeping and gnashing of teeth. There have been blood and violence. there has been war and rumor of war. The very backbone of our nation's commitment to principles of Truth and Justice and Liberty is threatening to crack. Jefferson Dammit!
But, there has been humor too. In the hellscape-prelude to the apocalypse that 2017 has been (remember when we were wishing 2016 couldn't get worse?), there have been some funny moments. Remember when Donald J. Trump stared at the sun during a partial eclipse? And the sly wit of James Comey: "I try to avoid "isms" of all kinds". There was the true knee slappers, like when Sean Spicer tweeted out his twitter password, or when Ted Cruz "liked" incest porn? And Watching Mitch McConnell's face drop when he sees John McCain vote against the healthcare bill often has me in stitches. But there was one moment, one perfectly hilarious moment, in 2017, and none of us were there to witness it. But it happened. Sure as somewhere Ted Cruz is jerking off to Lesbian step-moms, somewhere someone discovered Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails, and it worth remembering that moment as the greatest "oh Shit" moment in recent history.
Sometime, probably in March, somewhere in Washington, DC, a young, let's say 27 year old 3rd year associate, on his fifth 60-plus hour week in a row, is tasked with going through the piles of emails and documents and attachments. It is endless, and he's is looking for a needle in a haystack, when he's not even sure you'll find any needles. But remember, it's also the private record of every very shady thing Little Donny's done. And I'm sure there must have been all kinds of awful, but he's only looking for things that could be particular kind of awful. And he understands that he's going through documents that could potentially collapse the government, and nothing can slip past him, not the tiniest hint of a possible problem or conflict.
And then he reads, "Russia - Clinton - private and confidential."
I can hear worlds crashing as he reads this subject line. among Donald Trump Jr.'s. email messages from the past 3 years, lies not just the worst possible piece of evidence ever, and also ITS AN EMAIL. The irony is trying to murder us.
Somewhere in Washington D.C. a young lawyer was almost killed by irony. But then, he must have not died, because very soon, the higher up would have been alerted, so that everyone could be in an equal state of panic over the discovery of this world-ending piece of information. Imagine:
"So, I discovered this email. and.... I would appreciate a second pair of eyes on it. It's short, but it seems to indicate the following:
The Russian Government is actively supporting the current president secretly.
The President's family and campaign are involved
They were all meeting with spies.
Am I reading this correctly? Thanks, 3rd year Associate."
This could start a World War! This could end the Presidency! This could incite a rebellion! This means that our government has been infiltrated! This is the one piece of information that everyone on the planet is actively looking for or covering up, and no one can know what to do with it until we come up with a plan.
And then Donny just tweets it.
All of it. Can you imagine the reaction of the lawyer who found the email in the first place, switching on TV and seeing the headline on CNN? He must have lost his mind. a complete mental breakdown, giggling and laughing and hyperventilating. There could never be another moment like that.
I nominate it for greatest moment of the year, and a moment that should never be forgotten.
#NeverForget that this is not normal.
For those of you looking for an update, watch out! There will be much writing to come.
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